You know you've been in college way too long when"

College can be a fun place, but like any party, you don’t want to overstay your welcome. Here’s a list of ways you know you’ve been in college for too long.

…Sleep is a thing of the past.

… Way more than half of your wall is covered with “Beer Girls.”

“ You call the living room in your parents house “the common room” at Christmas dinner.

…Your main sources of “news” is the Facebook Newsfeed, and Daily Show/Colbert Report.

“ A 3-4 page paper goes well with 6-8 beers.

“ You hear the questions “what’s your major?”, “want to play a game of Beirut?”, and “do you have a condom?” more than you hear, “how was your day?”

“ Driving across campus drunk is a weekly ritual, and even a drinking game.

“ You’ve destroyed 20$ worth of flip flops. (That’s like 5 pairs!)

…Your phonebook has 5 entries for “Pizza,” 3 enries for “Sarah,” 2 for “Sara,” 3 entries for “Chinese food,” and 11 for “freshman slut”

“ All the local bars know your 16-digit credit card number and expiration date by heart.

“ So does Pizza Hut.