Necessary Downgrades

You need money. You need a lot of money. Right now you're probably 2 bad decisions away from selling coke out of your North Face backpack or growing pot under your bed. Inevitably you're going to have to cut some corners to put a little extra cash in your pocket. You need to stop living a life of luxury and start downgrading. Here's how it'll go…

Meal plan

21 meals/week
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14 meals/week
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7 meals/week
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Wendy's Big Bacon Classic
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Burger King's Whopper
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Your roommate's trash
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Your roommate
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McDonald's dollar menu

Entertainment
Movie theater
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DVDs
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TV
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Halo 2
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Pranks on roommates
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Staring at nothing in particular
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Reading

Alcohol
Bud
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Corona
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Natty
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Natty Ice
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Busch
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Rubbing Alcohol
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Paying a drunk hobo to breathe in your mouth

Toilet Paper
Flower print quadruple ply extra soft Charmin Ultra
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Pink, double ply Cottonelle
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Generic grocery store single ply
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Bounty paper towels
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Your left sock
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Nothing

Hooking Up
Head cheerleader
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Roommate's sister
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Cute girl in psych
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Fat girl in bio
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Other fat girl in bio
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Condom filled with microwaved pudding

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