Carrie Underwood is a felon

Policeman: Ms. Underwood, we know you’re in there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Underwood: What…what’s this all about. Why do y’all have a warrant for my arrest? Don’t you know who I am?

Policeman: We do know who you are and we know what you did to a certain someone 4×4 pick-up truck in the early morning hours on July 5.

Underwood: What…I’m confused. What did I do?

Policeman: You don’t remember vandalizing your’ ex-boyfriends truck. He filed a report yesterday.

Underwood: I didn’t do anything.

Policeman: Ma’am, are you telling us that you didn’t and I quote, “dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive”

Underwood: That wasn’t me.

Policeman: You didn’t take a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires.

Underwood: No, I swear officer.

Policeman: Then why is your name carved into his leather seats?

Underwood: Uh…I di…

Policeman: We’re going to have to take you in. There is over $3000 in damage to his truck not to mention a pending restraining order filed against you by your ex-boyfriend and his fiancé. If you are unaware, that’s a felony in this state.

Underwood: That stupid little bitch.

Policeman: Ok, that’s enough. cuffs Underwood, puts her in the cop car And ma’am, maybe next time you’ll think before you try to get back at you’re boyfriend and then write a catchy tune about it. closes car door, slaps the trunk

Policeman: Alright boys, lets go get Nickleback off the streets.

Stupid Rookie Cop: Why boss.

Policeman: Because they torture anyone who listens to their songs…stupid rookie.