Actual Stallone Facts

Remember when we all had a giggle over those fake Chuck Norris facts like a year ago? The actual Chuck Norris isn’t nearly as interesting as those facts would lead us to believe. But you know who is? Sylvester Stallone. Here are some REAL Stallone facts:

“¢Stallone wrote the academy award-nominated script for “Rocky” in three days.
“¢But “Rocky” did win the best picture Oscar, beating such classics as “Taxi Driver” and “Network”
“¢Stallone’s film role prior to his Academy Award nominated turn in “Rocky” was as the Italian Stallion in the softcore porn feature “The party At Kitty and Stud’s.”
“¢Stallone has since won the Razzie award for “worst actor of the century.”
“¢Stallone likes to go dookie on glass tables while prostitutes sit and watch underneath.
“¢Stallone turned down the Eddie Murphy role in Beverly Hills Cop and the Bruce Willis role in Die Hard.
“¢Stallone broke up with his girlfriend via Fed Ex.
“¢Stallone was Chuck Norris’ guest at the inauguration of George W. Bush.
“¢Stallone had his own magazine, “Sly.” He appeared on the cover of every issue.