by Streeter Seidell on
Koreans always hang out at gas stations.
Black people all love Jimmy Carter.
Mexicans have excessively long pubic hair.
White people always count things on their fingers.
Japanese women all find Alec Baldwin extremely sexy.
People from Wyoming can't manage money.
Indians can't get enough Salute Your Shorts
Gays hate pineapple.
Irish men have really, really fat fingers.
Australians burp all the time.
Blind people love mustard and mayo but hate ketchup.
Jews are terrible journalists.