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Cute College Girl of the Week: Ariana Madix

Name: Ariana Madix

Age: 21

Year: Senior

School: Flagler College

Hometown: Melbourne, Florida

Major: Theatre Arts

Favorite Drink: Dos Equis Lager

Does size matter: Not if you know how to use it!

What if I have three nuts: I hope one of those is an almond, and all three aren’t BALLS.

What could I say to make you want me: “I play soccer really well.” Seriously.

What could I say to make you throw up in your mouth just a little bit: “I want to have a family as soon as possible. I’d love to live in the suburbs forever.” Grossssss

If I have a discman instead of an i-pod, should I even bother listening to music at the gym: I hate to discriminate, but the answer is no. Don’t even bother. You might hurt yourself.

Do you have a boyfriend: Nope.

More pictures of Ariana after the jump

If you or someone you know wants to be CollegeHumor’s Cute College Girl of the Week just e-mail Intern Jake at cutecollegegirl@gmail.com, and don’t forget to include some pictures. If she wins, she gets a free BustedTee!

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