Ah, Halloween weekend. The one time of year where it is not only socially acceptable for usually tame college women to dress like tramps, but it is recommended and encouraged. And its only a couple days away! I’m sure most of you already have costumes by now, but do you have names for them?
Here are a couple of suggestions:
GIRLS
GUYS
Girls, if you use these, you can now be sexy AND somewhat (not really) witty.
Guys, if you use Buster Hymen, you’ll mostly get a “you’re disgusting” stare and will sleep alone, occasionally making out with your forearm — trust me.
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You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
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She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.
