- Hallmark
- Pottery Barn
- Dentist
- McDonald's
- Chili's
- $26 Store
- Sperm Bank
- The 25-Dollar-Per-Bottle Shampoo Shoppe
- Isuzu Dealership
- Ferrari Dealership
- Church
- Taxidermist
- Nudist Commune (barter system)
- Mausoleum
- Lincoln Memorial
- Space Travel
- KidzBop.com Online Store
- "$25 Gift Card" printed by your parents that says "Deductible anytime for the $60,000 you owe us for college"
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