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Top Ten: Things Keeping us From Being Productive

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10. Wendy’s and Taco Bell

9. Scratching balls/ass/taint

8. www. Please Bang My Wife .com
(It’s funny because they make the husband say “please bang my wife.” You’ll thank me later.)

7. Re-arranging your room; takes up tons of time, doesn’t really matter at all

6. Printing out pictures of the beast your best friend humped all night, and posting them up all over the house.

5. Camera Phones

4. Looking for drugs

3. Smoking drugs

2. Taking a peek at the Facebook photo album the girl in your math class made after her family reunion in Little Rock.

1. Chris Angel Mind Freak

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