Why can’t we just combine L-M-N-O-P into one new letter… like… ellemenohpee? Spell check my term paper now Jason Stevens you friggin’ turd T.A.!!!
Why is it, that when I pull up to someone’s bumper doing 85 miles an hour and waving my gun at them they always freak out and pull over? How the hell does everyone else tell people they have a tail light out?
If dogs could talk would they still make a barking noiseor just yell the word “bark” really loudly?
I am pretty certain that if cats could talk I would still hate them…
Why is it that every painting of a person I ever look at, the eyes follow me, but when my girlfriend caught me masturbating to 1950’s animal/midget/thousand island dressing porn she couldn’t look at me for weeks?
How come no one appreciates it when I put my dick in a box? I don’t care if it is against Lady Foot Locker policy!
Do you think retarded people get together and do impersonations of non-retarded people by talking normally? Wait… that could never happen. Retards are funny that way.
Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life
Dating Dos and Don'ts
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II
The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
Drinking Games for the Mature Adult
How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Pets
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
