The same sentence can mean a bunch of different things depending on how old the person talking is. It's true, just look below.
"Hold my beer for a second? I gotta run to the bathroom"Freshman:
I'm gonna puke.Sophomore:
I'm going to make myself puke.Junior:
I just saw this girl go in there and I want to talk to her on the way out.Senior:
I've got a lot of blow and I'm not
Ooh, I think that fiber pill is kicking in.
"The girls at this party are all ugly."Freshman:
None of these girls will talk to me.Sophomore:
I'm not drunk enough yet.Junior:
The girls at this party are very unattractive. Senior:
I'm not as confident in my ability to attract women since I lost the ability to see my feet.Alumni:
Jeez, I hope my daughter isn't one of the 'ugly girls' in her grade, because judging by the girls who came to her birthday party, yikes
"Dude, I'm fucked up!"Freshman:
I've had four beers.Sophomore:
I've had eight beers.Junior:
I lost track of how many beers I've had a long time ago.Senior:
Remember all that blow I had and wasn't sharing? I did it. Alumni:
I troll Myspace trying to meet young men after my wife goes to sleep.
"I didn't do so well on that test."Freshman:
I got an 87Sophomore:
I got a 71Junior:
I got a 46Senior:
Looks like I'll be sticking around for another year.Alumni:
I have prostate cancer.
"I'm tired, I think I'm gonna crash."Freshman:
It's 4:30 AM on a Tuesday and I've been up all night watching TV simply because I can.Sophomore:
It's 1:45 AM on a Thursday and I've been drinking since 6:00 simply because I can.Junior:
It's 1 AM on a Friday, the bars are too crowded and my usual hook up is visiting her friend in Maine.Senior:
It's 11:30 PM and I'm getting sick of college.Alumni:
Maybe someone else should drive? I hate these out-of-town conferences. You think they'd spring for a Town Car or something.
"Yeah man, big things happening tonight."Freshman:
I'm testing out my brand new Fake ID at a bar.Sophomore:
My roommate is out of town and I'll be furiously masturbating all night!Junior:
I'm attending a large party where I will most likely have a good time.Senior:
I'm posting my resume to Monster.com and crossing my fingers.Alumni:
I'm closing on that great apartment I was telling you about! The one on Riverside, with the big windows, remember?
"I love you."Freshman:
I'm attracted to you.Sophomore:
I would be happy making a life with you.Senior: