Every week we post the absolute stupidest questions you heard in class. If you send in the stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. It's that simple.

5. Oklahoma State University, Oklahoma City, OK
Submitted by Mark V.

Professor had just finished talking about Abraham Lincoln's sons.
Stupid Girl: "So if Abraham Lincoln died, would his sons take over the throne?"

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4. Western Carolina University, Cullowhee, NC
Submitted by Ben B.

Professor: "One side effect of steroid use in women is an enlarged clitoris."
Big Breasted Blonde: "Does that mean it will feel better 'cause it's bigger?"

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3. Brandeis University, Waltham, MA
Submitted by Jonah K.

Genius: "Is there a paper crisis due to the Iraq war?"
[pause]
Professor:"No."

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2. Western Washington University, Bellingham, WA
Submitted by Nick M.

During a lecture about the African slave trade.
Professor: "The slaves were taken away from their families to go across the Atlantic to where they would be sold as slaves." Brilliant Girl: "Why did the Africans want to be slaves?"
Professor: [silent]

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Winner – Richard Stockton College, Pomona, NJ
Submitted by CJ O.

Professor is discussing the Declaration of Independence and how it's being preserved.
Professor: "The Declaration of Independence is kept in an air tight helium filmed chamber."
Queen Retard: "So it's just floating around in there?"

Congrats on winning yourself a Big Shocker, CJ. And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send me the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @Gmail.com and remember to include your school or I won't be able to use it.