I'm a pacifist when it comes to petty fighting. Partly that's because I'm a nice guy. Partly that's because I'm a pussy. But regardless, I try to stay out of fights. Even when I get into skirmishes at drunken dorm parties, I try to keep my cool. But sometimes dudes clearly want a fight and they just say something, that one little thing that is over the edge and there's no more choice, you HAVE to punch them dead in the face. That's the "Punch In The Face" Line:
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