Hello to all you college students out there. I was, too, once lost as to who I should befriend once I got to college—-this was when I was about 3 years old. You see, I grew up in a small town that had a major university in it. Then, once it was my turn to go to college, in order to avoid being a "townie" and to get a different atmosphere; I moved to a big city to go to a private university. I have learned that the people are still the same, so I am going to explain to you just who you should not become friends with at college:

1.) Guys who use the phrase: "I'm not gunna lie." News flash pal, human society frowns on lies, so we naturally assume that you are going to tell the truth. If you were a compulsive liar, odds are I would not be talking to you anyway. Another thing, assuming you are speaking English——-a stupid predecessor is not required, so stop with them already. If they were required, and you were going to lie—-you wouldn't inform us of it with a damn phrase like "I'm about to tell a lie," because that wouldn't be a very effective lie now would it?

2.) Guys who always talk, some might even consider them "all talk." Odds are, these are the guys who are using phrases like "I'm not gunna lie." So we already don't like them. These guys can often come off as somewhat cool, which is very tricky. But it will become evident that all they do is discuss how good they are at Tiger Woods, how much fake ass they get, how wasted they got last night, or how easy they could kill a charging boar. Avoid these guys at all costs.

3.) Communists——-reasons that are obvious.

4.) Frat guys. Let's look at a scenario. You're just moving into a new town, and you panic" .. I have no social skills!!! No personality or any friends. Quick, where is the friend store? Those don't exist you say. Where is the burlesque house? None of those either" damn. I better join a frat. This is the equivalent to buying friends. I pay a price; they agree to be nice to me" .at least, when I'm an upper classmen. I have access to freshman chicks, but they all get with the older frat guys who have already moved out of the house because they realize that frats are stupid. And here I am living with a bunch of dudes, drinking a lot, getting fatter, and realizing all the friends I have "'made' have no social skills either. Plus, despite what your future brothers may tell you as you pledge, no chicks hang around frats—-if they did, then frats wouldn't need to throw rush parties where they bring in all these freshmen to "'potentially pledge,' which is really a ploy to get girls in there. Girls who would not be there otherwise.

5.) Guys with tribal or Chinese writing tattoos. This won't take long to cover because 95% of these guys are in frats, which I already touched on. But to you other 5%…way to be original!!!! You obviously have a great, original, engaging, personality—-maybe you better think of joining a frat douche bag.

Well there you have it" the 5 types of guys you should avoid in college. Many of you are probably offended, that's fine. Hopefully, you young impressionable ladies out there will remember this article next time you are at a party—-and avoid these guys. And to all you freshmen guys out there, choose friends wisely——you don't want to have any of these guys at your wedding.