2007: What's Up?

What’s Up: With Da’ Man

Lance Tyson

Halloween is here and that can only mean one thing compadres. There’s only two months left to prepare for 2007. I really hope you fuckers are ready, cause I am. Here’s some crazy shit that’s about to go down you guys should look out for unless you would actually prefer to be ancient history. This shit can honestly help you keep up with the cool rugby player you’ve got a man-crush on in you’re finance class, you can bet for sure he’ll be doin’ this shit. Use it, or loose it.

Out – Ugh Boots———-In – Socks worn over shoes

Out – Make Up———-In – Blood

Out – IPods—————In – Cheap Internet Porn

Out – Blue Man Group————-In – Threesomes

Out – Subway————-In – Pube Sandwiches

Out – Napster———In – Kissing your Grandma

Out – Renting Movies——————-In – Talking like a robot

Out – Johny Depp—————-In – Will Smith’s Son, Trey Smith