You scored: points
0 – 8 Points: No, you’re party will not leave the hook. You’re a nerd
and your party is going to be lame, lame, lame, lame, lame lame,
lame, lame, lame, lame, lame lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame
lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame.
9 – 16 Points: You’re party will be OK. People will have a good time,
your slutty friend will probably show everyone her boobs, and someone
might even get laid. It’s the kind of party that would have been sick
back in 7th grade, but it’s not going to impress anyone today.
17 – 24 Points: Yes, you’re party will be off the hook. Everyone who
shows up is going to be hot, single and horny. That’s right, not one
fatty. The inside of your house is going to look like a Van Halen
concert until it’s completely destroyed. Several people may lose
their lives at your party. Afterwards, you’re going to need a broom
to sweep up all the leftover coke.




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