It's that time of the week again. See if you can rationalize a decision for any of the following WYR's and don't forget you can send yours to me at Streeter.Seidell@Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

Eat a piece of your own poop or eat a piece of your girlfriend's?

From Intern Jake

Be a famous rockstar or a famous athlete?

Have all music be replaced by beep-boop ringtones or have are all ringtones be replaced by sounds of you parent's having sex?

From Jeff Rubin

Be forced to announce every fart you're about to let out or be forced to recount, in detail, your sexual history to your grandparents?

Get paid $400 for straight porn or get paid $4000 for gay porn?

From Cory

See your sister's boobs or your roommate's butthole?

From Intern Jake

Have no toes or no ears?

(for the girls) Be completely bald or covered in hair?

From JuJu

Be shot in the leg with a .22 every month for the rest of your life or be from New Jersey?

Eat Jesus' body or drink Jesus' blood, but like, the real thing.

And the winner of the Disturbed Weirdo Award goes to a young man going by the name of Tat, who sent this gem in.

Eat out your grandmother or wear one roller skate for the rest of you life?

Jesus…

Anyway, send me your WYR's at Streeter.Seidell@Gmail.com if you want to join the fun.