All I have heard lately is flack towards people utilizing the unoriginal douchebag pose.I believe the public fails to see the beauty and art of the body placement.The concentration and skill involved surpasses all other poses (Even the “that guy”).The unoriginal douchebag pose does not just occur.The lighting, position, oceanic tides, earth’s rotation and of course amount of alcohol consumed has to be exact.

Society assumes the douchebag wants to assume the position.This is in fact very untrue.The douchebag does this because he has to.It is written deep down in his d-bag dna or dbdna.The level of douchyness also has to be taken into consideration.This can also be determined from the picture.First check for the polo shirt.Is it pink or baby blue?Is the collar popped?This is the first step of the dichotomous key of db’s.Everyone knows that douches’ collars refuse to touch the shoulders.Some other minor characteristics include sweat patches under the arm, aviator sunglasses, and excessive hair gel.

When I call this person a douchebag I mean it in the most genuinely approving way.For the word douchebag stems from the term “doch” meaning tool and “bage” meaning excessive.So as you can see it is a flattering term because tools help people.

Now back to the picture.Look at the facial contraction.Who else can pull off this amount of homoeroticism?This man had to dig deep into his frat loving soul to feel this.So deep he almost meets his gerbil.

We salute you admirals of the unoriginal douchebag pose.

For understanding certain knowledge you old unoriginal frats remind all that frats are gay societies. (read the first letter of each word in last sentence)