Words My T-9 Pretends Not to Know

by Jake Hurwitz on November 1, 2006

Penis :: Semis
Vagina :: vaginb
Dick :: dial
Dingleberry :: dingleadspx
Blumpkin :: altojim
Anal :: coal
Butthole :: cuttinld
Swastika :: swarvija
Grundle :: grumelf
Sharted :: shastde
Weiner :: weimes
Jizz :: kixy
Chanukah :: chantjag
Tequila :: testila
Handjob :: handlna
Autofellatio :: Autoedklauin
Rimming :: Phoning
Bukkake :: bulkale
Choad :: Choce
Gonorrhea :: hoopsgea
Queef :: Steed
Smegma :: sodina
Transvestite :: tranqufruite
Nunchucks :: munchtals
Dildo :: Dilem
Tampon :: tanson
Smallpox :: smallsmy
Derek Jeter :: Derek lever
Porn :: poro
Roofies :: somehdr

Whatever, T-9.