Sk8rboi's response to Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend"

Hey, hey, you, you!
I think you’re a bit psycho
No way, no way
in hell I’d ever date you
Hey, hey, you, you!
In fact you kinda scare me…

Hey, hey, you, you!
I don’t really like you
No way, no way!
You were just an easy lay.
Hey, hey, you, you!
Please just stop your yelling.

You were drunk
And so was I, there’s nothing to it.
You followed me into my room
And said I want you
Don’t you know most guys don’t turn down free poon.
(free poon, free poon, free poon)

Don’t pretend
I think you know
That you are easy
And hell no
I like my girls not to be sleazy
You’ve been around, I know
Because your vagina echoes
(echoes, echoes, echoes)

You are quite the stalker
And my girl, she’s way hotter
Than you could ever hope to be
And that’s what everyone’s talking about

Hey, hey, you, you!
I think you’re a bit psycho
No way, no way
in hell I’d ever date you
Hey, hey, you, you!
In fact you kinda scare me…

Hey, hey, you, you!
I don’t really like you
No way, no way!
You were just an easy lay.
Hey, hey, you, you!
Please get off my front porch.

I can see the way
I see the way you look at me
And even when I close my blinds
I know you’re out there and
I know you talk about me all the time
I think you’re obsessed
(obsessed, obsessed)

So get out of here
Because, really, you get on my nerves.
Better yet, my girl will make you dissapear
I don’t wanna hear your name ever again
(ever again again again)

You are quite the stalker
And my girl, she’s way hotter
Than you could ever hope to be
And that’s what everyone’s talking about

Hey, hey, you, you!
I think you’re a bit psycho
No way, no way
in hell I’d ever date you
Hey, hey, you, you!
In fact you kinda scare me…

Hey, hey, you, you!
I don’t really like you
No way, no way!
You were just an easy lay.
Hey, hey, you, you!
I’m gonna call the police.

In a second you’ll be wrapped up in their handcuffs
Cause now you’re, cause now you’re trying to break in
I don’t want you
So when’s it gonna sink in?
Is that a brick?
Oh shit you broke the window!

Hey, hey, you, you!
I think you’re a bit psycho
No way, no way
in hell I’d ever date you
Hey, hey, you, you!
Now you really scare me….

Hey, hey, you, you!
I don’t really like you
No way, no way!
You were just an easy lay
Hey, hey, you, you!
Is that a gun? Oh Shi——-


*Disclaimer: this actually wasn’t inspired by CH’s Avril Lavigne video, I had been working (read: procrastinating) on this for a while. For what it’s worth, I thought I’d publish anyway.