Post Collegiate CH Reader

CollegeHumor.com has millions of readers. The majority are, quite obviously, college students. They’re the “target audience,” so to speak. But CH has many post collegiate readers as well. They’re a great bunch and we love them oh so much, but I think it needs to be pointed out that the content on CH is a little…different through their eyes.

CONTENT:
Pictures of drunken chicks making out on top of a keg.

TO A COLLEGE STUDENT:
Sweet! This is just like that party I went to last week.

TO A POST COLLEGIATE READER:
Sweet! This is exactly how I picture my hot niece during masturbatory fantasies.

CONTENT:
Video of a guy lighting his own fart.

TO A COLLEGE STUDENT:
Oh man! I can’t believe he actually did it! Gross!

TO A POST COLLEGIATE READER:
Damn! This guy has way more hair than me.

CONTENT:
Hotlink leading to a website dedicated to Go Bots.

TO A COLLEGE STUDENT:
Woah! I used to have those toys!

TO A POST COLLEGIATE READER:
Those are from 1985? I turned 20 that year.

CONTENT:
Video of the band OK GO dancing on treadmills.

TO A COLLEGE STUDENT:
Those guys are coordinated! Cool!

TO A POST COLLEGIATE READER:
God, I’m fat.

CONTENT:
Update by Lukas Kaiser

TO A COLLEGE STUDENT:
L-A-M-E!!!!

TO A POST COLLEGIATE READER:
I can’t believe it! I’ve found a bigger loser than me! Shwing! That’s still in, right?