Johnny and Hadji: A Tragic Fallout

Hadji: I will never surrender to the infidels! I will die for my cause before you put your filthy hands on me again!

Johnny: Come on, Hadji. We’ve known each other for like 50 years now. And when the hell did you turn Muslim? Aren’t you Indian?

Hadji: Yeah, I’m Indian, but there’s a thing called conversion, and it happens in prison!

Dr. Quest: Hadji, this is Dr. Quest. We know you’ve made some mistakes, and we know you’re afraid, but what Dr. Zin taught you in prison wasn’t even Islam. He just fed you some bullshit Chinese gibberish. The opium just made you think that.

Hadji: Never! Dr. Zin taught me well, and we pleased Allah by sacrificing Jessie to him!

Johnny: Yeah, and we’re still pretty pissed about that!

Race Bannon: Come on, Dr. Quest! Let me take his ass down. I’ve got the flamethrower in the back of the jet. I’ve hated that A-Rab from day one!

Dr. Quest: Dammit, Race, I’ve been telling you since day one that he’s Indian, not Arab.

Bandit: BARK!

Race: See!? Bandit knows what the hell he’s talking about.

Johnny: You know, Zin, you’re not really helping the situation by laughing back there.

Dr. Zin: Haha, ohhh shit, I’m sorry. I just didn’t think he’d take it this far. Oh, and Race, sorry about the whole Hadji sacrificing your daughter thing. That was totally uncalled for.

Hadji: PRAISE ALLAH!!!!!!

BOOM!!!!

Everyone looking at Dr. Zin

Dr. Zin: Son of a bitch.