10 “Where did you put the beer bong?”
9 “I love the song you wrote about cheese.”
8 “Does this handgun make me look fat?”
7 “You’re so deep inside of me.”
6 “Road trip!”
5 “I got you some cheese.”
4 “I made you a grilled cheese with three different types of cheeses.”
3 “I’m bored. Let’s go camping. I’ve already packed the cheese”
2 “I knew you’d eat all that cheese, which is why I got extra and didn’t tell you.”
1 “You look like you need a nap. Here, take this hunk of cheese and lie on the couch.”
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