Hey everyone. For the last year or so I have worked at one of the biggest porn sites in the country, and during that time I have amassed a wealth of knowledge of things that would make normal people sick. But now, through the magic of the internet, I share my learnings with you. This thing won’t work without you, so send me a question and lets get things started.
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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn't
Bathroom Catastrophe
If Presidents Wrote the President's Fitness Challenge
The Ten Internet Plagues
Cool Pranks for Cats
Travel Posters for Lazy People
You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
Meanwhile in Japan, comedy websites are passing around cat videos and wondering why America is so weird.
At last, an explanation for the most mysterious nose in Hollywood.
She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.