Pretty office secretary: Sir, there is a man here with an idea for a film.
Hotshot movie executive: Okay, send him in.
Hotshot movie executive: So, what is your idea?
Uninspired script writer: Alright, well basically…. it’s the movie Speed. But with humans.
Hotshot movie executive: I LIKE IT. Pretty office secretary, call Jason Statham and offer him seven figures!



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