You:
Roll out of bed at noon.
A Kid In India:
Finishes making a bed in a factory at noon.
You:
Blow off English class.
A Kid In India:
Blows his life savings on English class.
You:
Catch some DVDs.
A Kid In India:
Catches some DVDs. Puts them in the back of his bike and transports them to the market, to be sold.
You:
Go to swimming practice.
A Kid In India:
Washes his clothes in a river.
You:
Call the friggin bank cuz you lost your credit card.
A Kid In India:
Fields customer service calls for an American bank.
You:
Pound back a couple brews and some beef ribs at that BBQ joint.
A Kid In India:
Pounds back a couple grains of rice he found in the garbage.
You:
Cry yourself to sleep because you’ve got no pussy since telling Suzanne you wanted to “play the field.”
A Kid In India:
Starts making beds in a factory.
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