This is the second part to this.
Rick: All right guys, I know we're all grieving about the loss of those kegs, but we need to move on and make whoever is responsible pay for this.
Dave: I agree. I think we all do. But we need to know who is responsible first. Have you guys heard anything yet?
Pete: No man, I've just been too devastated, I sorta just laid in bed and waited for news from you guys.
Mike: Same here man, but I'm ready to kick some ass. You guys know anything?
R: Yea, actually, I heard from one of my buddies who lives near them that that tall dude does in fact hang out with those guys from Towel House. I say we head over there and see if they know anything.
D: Ok man, as long as you're sure these are the right guys, let's go on over there.
R: Hey, you kidding me? I'm a great leader, ok? Just let me do my thing.
M: LET'S FUCKING DO IT!
(Later that night)
R: Ok guys, here's the house.
D: So what do we do, just go up and knock on the door?
R: Umm, yea, pretty much. They probably expected we were coming anyway. Mike, you go first.
M: All right man. HEY! DICKHEADS! WE KNOW YOU STOLE OUR KEGS!
Tim: Huh? What are you guys talking about?
R: You were at our house last night, right?
T: Uhh, yea, I think we stopped by for a little bit"
R: And are you friends with that really tall guy? We think he stole two of our kegs last night.
T: Tall guy? Umm, we've hung out with him before, but he's not really our friend or anything.
M: Oh bullshit! I went on your Facebook and saw pictures of all you guys hanging out in the "Fall '06 Shitshow" album!
T: OK OK! Fine! Yea he's our friend, but he doesn't live here.
D: Well how'd he get the kegs out? He sure as hell didn't take two kegs by himself.
T: " well, all right" we sorta got really drunk last night and he convinced us to help him take those two kegs back to his place.
P: Why would you want to do that to us? We've never done anything to you!
T: He said it's about some bigger plan of his or something, but we were just pissed at you guys because you always throw the best parties and hook up with chicks.
R: That's a bullshit excuse man. If you had a problem with us you coulda come right out and say it instead of acting like a bunch of pussies and just taking our kegs like that.
P: Yea dick, those were more than just kegs. They were a symbol for our college way of life!
D: Well, let's not get too melodramatic here" the point is that we're gonna have to give you guys a beating for this unless you tell us where he is.
T: I'd tell you guys, but I honestly don't know where that guy lives. He sorta just roams around.
R: Oh bullshit man. You know damn well where he is.
T: No, seriously, we don't. If we could give you those kegs back we would, but we just don't have them.
M: Fuck this. Let's get him guys.
(Fight ensues, Towel House is decimated)
to be continued

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