Every great artist has their moments of inspiration, from which masterpieces are born.Yet, in this fast paced, high energy, microwave-my-iPhone-for-some-tasty-YouTube-juice world, we tend to forget the real reasons for such deep, soul-touching renditions of life.

Fuck me I'm hungry!

Oh yeah? My dick is THIS big.

That dyslexic little asswipe's gonna get what he deserves

What did you say was in these brownies?

Oh god, I'm Coming DOWWWNNNN!!!!

If I touch my left big toe to my eye ball, dolphins will jump out of my ass. Damn this shit is good.

You don't remember much of last night do you? I do, it was fun