It’s Friday, everybody! And I think we all know what that means…it’s the start of another 48 hours of trying to get some! So why not switch it up this weekend and add a little gossip in amongst the ‘whatcha you doin tonight’s and the ‘wanna watch a movie’s. Because nothing says ‘There are men far more pathetic than me’ like quoting K-Fed’s album sales.
Let’s get to it!
Sad news this week, people. Bob Barker is finally retiring from The Price is Right, taping his last episode in June 2007. Which gives you approximately 7 months to make it on the show and place that $69 bid you’ve always wanted.
Source: DListed
Another big story this week is, obviously, Britney and K-Fed’s divorce. But even bigger this week are Britney Spears’ breasts. I swear to God, they’re bigger than Sean Preston’s head. And that sucker looks like a mutant.
Source: Egotastic!
Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet this week, jump-starting a rash of clever nicknames, including DooGay Houser, Doogie Homo MD and Neil Patrick Gay. Source: ABC News
Quote of the week: Ever-humble Kanye West, on losing the MTV Europe Best Video award:
“Fuck this! My video cost a million dollars. Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and shit! That was some spread the love bullshit, ‘Oh everyone should have an award.’ Kanye says fuck that!â€
Source: IDLYITW
A website reported this week the existence of a audio sex tape in which Scarlett Johansson gives some guy a blow job while accidentally wearing a live microphone. Is it just me, or does this sound like the hilarious set-up to a 1980s sitcom episode? Source: Egotastic!
For those of you who hate Paris Hilton, those of you who like Lindsay Lohan, or anyone who just loves vagina slang, here’s some great footage of drunk L.Lo calling Paris Hilton a cunt and then trying to play it off as a joke. Somebody get this girl a reality show! Source: WWTDD
And last but not least, this week’s Picture of the Week proves once and for all that Heidi Klum is absolutely batshit crazy. Enjoy! Source: Hollywood Tuna
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
