Ex: “Oh man, I went home with some girl last night I thought was cute. But when I open my eyes this morning, I saw a chugly beast sleeping next to me.”
Do you want to help expand the English language? Email me your submission and definition at streeter.seidell @ Gmail.com with the subject “Words”




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