Evidence That The President of Nickelodeon Has a Stutter- W-Wild and Crazy Kids
- W-W-What Would You Do?
- Do-Do-Do-Do you have it? (Guts!)
- Nick Nick Nick N-Nick Nick Nick, Nickelodeon
Rejected Mitchum Man-isms- If you've gotten drunk by yourself and watched Man vs. Wild, you're a Mitchum Man.
- If you've eaten more than one chili dog in the past six months, you're a Mitchum Man.
- The cops don't know anything. It's your word against hers, and you're a Mitchum Man.
Infrequently Asked Questions Section on AIM.com- Can I make a buddy icon of my dick? If so, how? If not, why not?
- Is there an emoticon for "do not tell your parents?" One more specific than "my lips are sealed?"
- How long after a friend dies do you take their screen name off your buddy list?
If James Brown wasn't so sure all the time:I feel ok, I guess.
I thought there was a chance that maybe I would feel that way.
PROFESSOR: Hmm. Try switching off your "Yearn to be Human" circuit.
ROBBIE 2525: "Yearn to be Human" circuit deactivated. Return to primary objective. DESTROY ALL!!! CONQUER!!!
Dad Who Just Discovered The InternetHow many kilobytes are in a mile? It says it's going 24 kilobytes a second. Is that fast? Is that like overnight delivery or UPS ground?
Office Banter"Hey, who did you blow to get that promotion?"
Worst places to read Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita- Prison
- While driving an ice cream truck
- Your younger sister's 6th grade graduation party