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Bully Dodgeball Tournament

Last week, to kickoff the release of the PS2 game, Bully, we teamed up with Rockstar Games and held dodgeball tournaments at thirteen colleges across the US. The competition was intense, in a 4th grade “Gimme your lunch money, gaywad” sort of way. More importantly, the female players were surprisingly cute, and not the least bit butch, as one might expect.

Since we can’t afford to fly the winning teams from each school around to play each other, we had each team make a video to convince us why they’re the best team in the country. Some of our early favorites are MSU, Texas, and Maryland. But you should go and decide for yourself, check it out Here

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