- "I wonder if I have legs."

- "Why am I the only enemy with a visual impairment…and for that matter, how do I go about getting glasses?"

- "It's a shame my mode of transportation is so gleeful while I am so angry at the world…I hate my parents."

- "Those damn kids in highschool said I'd never ammount to anything….well I showed them!"

- "Mario is probably a decent fellow….maybe once this is all over I'll take him out for pancakes."

- "If I come home and the goddamn dinner isn't on the table again, Mrs. Cloud Guy from Super Mario Brothers is going to get an orange spikey thing in the throat."