- “Bro, that one time we go sooooooooooooooo wasted and then went down on each-other in the parking lot of Dennie’s!”
- “I’ll never forget Mrs. Carver’s English class… or that time we sold illegal Korean immigrants into slavery so we could buy fur coats!’
- “Goddammit for the last fucking time I don’t know you…If you come to my house again I’m calling the police.”
- “Do you remember when I gave your sister the clap? Man was your mom pissed…after that when I came over she stopped making me ants on a log.”
- “I remember that one time when I locked your family in your garage and pumped in the exhaust from my car under the door….haha, you had to live in a foster home!”
- “You know your current girlfriend or boyfriend? I totally remember when you used to tell me only pirates and lepers would bang her/him….So which are you? a pirate or a leper?”
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Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With
Hunger Games PSAs
25 Phrases You'll Hear When You Go Out, and What They Really Mean
Bathroom Catastrophe
I Think My Draw Something Partner Might Have Been Kidnapped
What Your Desk Toys Say About You
You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
Meanwhile in Japan, comedy websites are passing around cat videos and wondering why America is so weird.
At last, an explanation for the most mysterious nose in Hollywood.
She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.
