Jared studies Telepsychcokinetics. Let’s see if he can Justify His Major!
Lukas: Is this jared?
Jared: Yea.
Lukas: so what’s your major?
Jared: Real major…or the one I made up?
Lukas: Better choose, Jared! better choose.
Jared: Well the more interesting of the two is Telepsychcokinetics.
Lukas: What is that?
Jared: The study of how the brain reacts to external elements.
Lukas: Who cares about that though?
Jared: Young intoxicated freshman females…
Lukas: Works for me. Your major is justified.
Can you justify your major? Hit me up at lukaskaiser@gmail.com to find out.
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