Step 1: Find yourself a case of beer. Any beer.
Step 2: Turn on MTV. Laguna Beach is probably on. If it’s not, wait until the reruns of Yo Momma or The Challenge are over, it’ll be on after that.
Step 3: Drink every time someone says the word “like”.
Step 4: Pass out 10 minutes later.
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