"Top Ten reasons to go to college in Buffalo, NY" by greg c

Our Chicken wings are way better than Buffalo wings.
Snow makes driving so much more fun and from time to time cancels school.
Our bars are open till 4am.
Any I.D. works at all these bars, and if you don't have an I.D. someone who looks nothing like you will give you one.
With UB every school becomes a party school.
You dont get a ticket for underage drinking, the bar or house you are currently at will.
Jim's Steakout and Mighty Taco make Taco Bell look horrible drunk or sober.
If its after noon its ok to be drunk.
If its before noon, its five o'clock somewhere and your trying to get drunk.
Being an alcoholic is concidered a personal choice and not looked down apon.

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