You and your friends have somehow procured a vacation home in Miami. During a party one night, you and your buddies begin daring each other to do "outrageous" things. The dares escalate to the point that you are dared to crash the party next door. You drunkenly climb the fence, and fall onto some of the adjacent partiers. When you stand up, you realize that the party is being thrown by Death Row Records mogul Suge Knight, and you have fallen directly onto him. He sees who you are and what you've done, and lifts his shirt to reveal a gold-plated .45 caliber Desert Eagle pistol.

You are at a bar with some friends when you see a beautiful girl walk in. Incredibly, you muster the courage to not only converse with this girl, but convince her to invite you to her home. You begin to have consensual sex with her. A few minutes in, her father bursts through the door. You both jump up, and she scrambles out of the room. Unfortunately for you, her father is Ultimate Fighting Champion Randy Couture, and he is somehow wielding a regulation United States Postal Service mailbox which he pulled out of the sidewalk with his own hands. He smiles, and raises the mailbox over his head.

You are on vacation in the amazon rain-forest. One night, your camp is attacked by a tribe of evil, black magic practicing cannibal warriors. Everyone in your party is brutally killed—-except for you. You are knocked unconscious by a sleeping dart. When you wake up, you find that you are laying spread eagle on a flat rock at the top of a mountain, your hands and feet bound by rope. The tribe's head priest walks up to you, says a few ritual prayers, and raises a dagger over your chest.

It is Christmas time, and you are trying to get home from your study abroad semester in Uruguay. Unfortunately, all the flights from the local airport are booked, that is, except for one. There is one seat left on the final flight out of the place, and it is scheduled to fly directly over the Andes mountains. You are elated! You board the plane, and sit down. After conversing with some of the other passengers, you realize they are all members of the Uruguayan national rugby team. Also, it is 1972.