Fifteen minutes early

"I can't wait to see how privitization in the domestic market effects us in the global economy…"

"I have to get to my seat before that asian bitch with the 'Hello Kitty' bookbag steals it…"

"Great, my last class was cancelled. Now I have to sit here alone like a tool for another 15 minutes."

On Time

(sigh) " Thank God class didn't start yet. Walking in late is so disrespectful to both the professor and the class."

"Man, my asscrack is so sweaty from speed-walking here. I hope no one can smell my stinky swamp-ass."

"Nice, that hot guy is here today. Eyefucking him for an hour beats this rebel overthrow of Batista crap…"

Fifteen minutes late

"…wow, its pink with glitter on it? I wanted that same one you Bitch! Yeah! Alright Kelly, I gatta go, I just got into class and everyone is looking at me… I know, totally. Call me back later! Muah!"

(she has no inner dialogue)

"If I don't make eye contact, they can't see me… too late."

"I hope she didn't already take attendance and I need this C."

Total No-Show

"Would I rather dry heave in my room or in class?"

"Shit, I forgot to that paper on the Montgomery Bus Boycott… Fuck it."

"Skrew that, its raining."