![]() | ![]() | ||
| Wii | Playstation 3 | N.E.S. | |
| Games | 21 | 16 | 15,824 |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Avg. Price on eBay | $300 | $1200 | $10 |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Included Games | Wii Sports | None | Mario / Duck Hunt |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Best Game | Zelda | Who knows? Madden, I guess. | Zelda |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Plays DVDs | No | Yes | No |
| Winner: Playstation 3 | |||
| Does it play Punch-Out? | Yes, but without Mike Tyson | No | Oh yeah |
Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Commercials | Charming | Frightening | Hilarious |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Games Require Excessive Blowing | No | No | Damn it, you try. |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
| Beats Human Contact | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Three Way Tie | |||
| Impresses Girls | No | No | Sorta |
| Winner: N.E.S. | |||
Like this Article
URL
Close





Flowchart: Do You Like Me?
What Everyone in Your Family is Bringing for Thanksgiving
The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards
Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
8 Things the Internet Ruined
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.