A: So do you guys want like money or what. I'm cool with whatever.
B: Yeah, just throw down like 5 or 10 for beer.
A: Oh. Really? I thought Trev's parents gave him a lot of dough while they were on vacation?
B: They did, but it's still money he's spending on us and not himself.
A: Yeah, but it was like… his parents.
B: So. If you don't want to pay you don't have to, but since you offered
A: No, yeah I know. I'll throw some down. Cool. 5. 10. Whatever. 5.
opens wallet
A: Ooh, only got a 100. Tell you what. I'll get you next time.
B: That’s a 10.
A: I have to go.
B: Where?
A: ATM. But home first. Super tired. Lata Hatas.
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