OJ’s book has been canceled, but there’s hope for people who are eager to get a taste of his writing. The following book deals are still in the works…
If I Overcooked It – OJ’s Recipe Guide to Southern Cuisine Without Timers.
If I Saw It – OJ’s retelling of various films he didn’t actually see, but wanted to.
If I Just Spread My Wings – A Collection of OJ’s Favorite R. Kelly Lyrics.
If I Did It – A Hypothetical Account of OJ’s Sexual Activities Since 1988.
If I Will Have Done It – A Hypothetical Account of OJ’s Upcoming Activities in the Future Perfect Tense.
If I Wrote It – OJ’s Hypothetical Book about Writing a Book
If I Had No Shame – OJ’s Legitimate Autobiography
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