Thanksgiving has always been about lying. From your Mom telling you your Uncle isn’t at dinner because he’s “at sleep away camp for grownups” to the Indians being all like “yeah, you can live here, we won’t scalp you,” Thanksgiving and lying go hand in hand. But the biggest lies being told this Thanksgiving aren’t coming from some half naked savage proclaiming that his children will inhabit this land for a million years to come, they’re being told by you. So the question remains, What Are You Planning On Lying To You High School Friends About?
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