It's the age cold question that has plagued man since the dawn of time: "I really want stuff but I don't want to pay for it." Well, I've got the solution for you my friend, here's what you do:

- Apply for a student Credit Card – Pay your bills on time and maintain a good credit – Drop out of "Basket Weaving", enroll in Law or Engineering or some shit – Make your credit even better – Apply for the "No Limit" card with your awesome credit – Buy the Credit Card company and put it on your No Limit card – Tell your new employees to fuck off when they ask you to pay your bills – Buy anything you want and put on the card! you own the company now!