Rip Van Winkle fell asleep for 20 years in 1770, only to find things completely different when he awoke. His descendants had similar problems.
Christopher Van Winkle: 3 years, 1930-1933
CHRIS: I’m sorry I haven’t been at work in a while, sir. I seem to have nodded off.
BOSS: Don’t worry about a thing; I’ve married your wife and adopted your sons.
Richard Van Winkle: 1 year, 1955-1956
RICHARD: Oh crap, I’m late for work again.
MRS: You’ve been asleep for a year, honey. You’re a year late for work.
RICHARD: Why didn’t you wake me up?! How can you keep letting me do this?
MRS. JONES: Oh, right, it’s my fault. Not your bizarre hereditary illness.
Ted Van Winkle: 5 months, 1969-1970
GIRLFRIEND: Welcome to 1970, Ted. I missed you.
TED: 1970?! I can’t tolerate that kind of change.
GIRLFRIEND: Nothing’s really different.
TED: Don’t you get it? The ‘60s are over. We don’t get a second chance.
Steve Van Winkle: 6 weeks, 1985
ROOMMATE: Hey Steve, how you feeling?
STEVE: I feel so refreshed. But a little groggy.
ROOMMATE: Wonderful! then the operation was a complete success.
STEVE: Operation?
Phil Van Winkle: A few minutes, Present Day
PHIL: This drive is the perfect thing to help me forget my chronic narcolepsy. I love you, honey.
GIRLFRIEND: Phil, watch the road!!!
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