I transfered to SUNY SB from a CUNY. At my other school Facebook wasn't really a big deal. It was Myspace! Well it really wasnt anything, I just used Myspace and had Facebook. Facebook just took up space. So I came to SUNY SB and at SUNY SB it's not Myspace, its FaceBook. So I was forcefully converted to Facebooker, but I still use Myspace. And everyday since coming to SUNY SB I have had to say the prayer I WORTE to get the Myspace God Tom to forgive me:
Forgive me Tom,
for I have sinned.
I have visited the site that is known as facebook
I have played with the devil named Mark, and enjoyed it.
Forgive me myspacy father Tom,
I tried to resist, but the minons of Mark,
they tempted me with mass groups, and photo posting and the tagging of said photos and I was weak and gave in.
Please myspacy father Tom,
Forgive and absolve me of these sins
For I will try harder when the devil Mark rears his head and his minons beckon for me to come,
I will turn my head and walk away
For I blog in the valley of myspace,
I shall worship and swear by no other friend adding site
For myspace is the best because it allows me to do so many things
Forgive me myspacy father Tom
and absolve me of these sins
for I will only preach the good word of myspace from here on.