“Dance like nobody’s watching, love like you’ve never been hurt.” “To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.” We’ve all seen the same horrific phrases in girls’ AIM profiles. But where did these nauseating nuggets come from? Here, we examine the origins of four common profile quotes.







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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.