Lincoln Hawk

My ideas for the week

Alternate sobriety tests that could be usedat traffic stops

Military Obstacle Coursethat includes running through land mine field
Diffusing a bomb in a room filled with kittens
solving the Rubik’s cube blindfolded and underwater
Chess vs Bobby Fisher on nintendo and he gets to use the “Game Genie”
Passing a Bar Exam written in braile with gloves on
A Spelling Bee vs Asian Kids with dictionaries
The game “Operation” after twelve cans of red bull with no bathroom breaks
Gettinga gift for your girlfriend with only a twenty dollar bill in a Footlocker
Making a succesfull TV with only the cast of “The Blue Collar Comedy Tour”

Reasons I missed rent this month

I bet against Rocky again
I paid 10k for a potato chip that looks like jesus
I have all mymoneytied up inbaseball cards and I’m waiting for the big payoff
Mail order wife fees
My Sequel to “Braveheart” starring only animals not doing well in box office
I’m Lindsey Lohan’s insurance agent
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I work in IT for a fairly well known company, but I work for one of the smaller branches. It's just me and one other person and let me just say, he isn't the brightest bulb. We are suppose to change the passwords to the computers every three months, and I was going to be gone on the day that we were suppose to do it. I wrote down the list of passwords that he needed to... Read More » change it to in an Excel doc and told him that he needed change them before he left on Friday, but after everyone is gone for the weekend. Monday I get back and everyone is asking me why they cannot get onto their computer. It turns out the guy didn't like the passwords I had created and made up his own, and then forgot what they were.