The College Ass Related Emotions pussy loss hotline is a confidential service offered by West Creek University. People who are either grieving the loss of a pussy or ass or are anticipating such a loss are encouraged to contact us. If you need a compassionate person to talk to, call your mom, if she isn't home we are here to help. We are here Monday through Wednesday from 9pm-9:30pm. Our toll-free telephone number is: (888) 22-PUSSY.

About the Pussy Loss Hotline,

The C.A.R.E. hotline was developed to provide an outlet for people going through the actual or expected loss of pussy, also known as PL.

The hotline is staffed by psychology students who understand the importance of the bond you share with that pussy and the emotions involved when that bond is threatened or altered. The students have received training by professional PL grief counselors and undergo continued supervision by a licensed clinical psychologist.

Saying Goodbye,

The loss of a readily available pussy can create an unbelievable void in your life, and in your penis. Regardless of whether you find yourself struggling with feelings of grief, or you would simply like a compassionate person to talk to, please call us at the C.A.R.E. hotline. If requested, we are also available to provide you with information on synthetic vaginae, prostitutes, goats, sheep, and euthanasia. We can also help you think of special ways to memorialize your lost piece of ass.

Pussy Loss and Grief,

The loss of pussy can be one of the worst losses of college life. With this horrible loss comes grief and other emotional and physical problems such as: sadness, rage, excessive horniness, crying like a bitch, whining like a bitch, and/or changes in appetite. These feelings are normal and grieving is a necessary part of the healing process. However, if you start looking at your roommate and salivating, call us immediately.

Anticipating Pussy Loss,

This type of grief happens before the loss of pussy. This form of grief is mostly brought on by the feeling that pussy will no longer be available or the diagnosis of a pussy's venereal illness. Whatever the reason, it is crucial to remember that pussy comes and pussy goes. You'll be around for a long time, and so will pussy. The bottom line here is that losing tang is not an accepted reason to act like a little bitch.

Remember, PL can be serious, but we are here to help. However, if you start crying on the phone, we will recommend that your roommate promptly bitch slap you. Take care cause we care.