Religious Views:
You say: Agnostic
You mean: Jewish
Relationship Status:
You say: It’s Complicated
You mean: You can only put one boyfriend’s name here?
Music Tastes:
You say: I like everything from pop to dance.
You mean: I like pop and dance.
Movie Tastes:
You say: I like everything.
You mean: Anchorman. Just Anchorman.




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This guy better go to the ER...which stands for the Excellence Room! Boom.
Can I apply to Facebook College?
When you use GPS, your destination is always the grave.
The fact that the Nicolas Cage Project is not funded by the federal government is a TRAVESTY.
Bad news: Rihanna is wearing clothes in these pictures. Good news: they're mostly see-through.
It's a PERSONAL MASSAGER-slash-toothpaste, okay?
Next thing you know they'll be saying Titanic really happened!
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What part of "metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln" is supposed to make me NOT like him?
If that iPod breaks, he is screwed.